I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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