What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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