its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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