Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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