He asked to "fluff my boner.."
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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