did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
