Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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