We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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