have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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