note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
We got so high we made milksteak
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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