wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize
