Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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