If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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