The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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