ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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