idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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