You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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