My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just pee around me
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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