Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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