Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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