guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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