I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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