yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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