haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
