mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
the day after is always just damage control
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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