Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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