How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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