ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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