i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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