I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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