i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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