The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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