How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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