The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm going to jail i love you
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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