Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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