How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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