I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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