This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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