i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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