Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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