She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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