So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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