the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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