That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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