Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
