She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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