I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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