whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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