I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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