I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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