Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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