Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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