We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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