Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
cat food counts as protein by the way
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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