i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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