Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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