susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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