I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
my phone needs a breathalizer
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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