It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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